Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”
2 jokes
What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck’s...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Clean restrooms
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said”CLEAN RESTROOMS...
There is a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands…
There’s a guy from ARMY driving from West Point to the Meadowlands, a guy...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Room in Hell
A self-centered, unbelieving man… ok a lawyer… died and was delivered into the devil’s...