Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
The Job Interview
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked ayoung engineer...
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning,...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
I don’t know her
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...