A farmer walked into an attorney office…
A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for adivorce. The attorney...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
The subway car was packed…
The subway car was packed. It was rush hour, and many people wereforced to...