Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Overheard In Airplane
The huge Air Canada Jumbo jet is just coming into Pearson Airport (Toronto) on...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Mice Krispies!
|What are crisp, like milk and go ‘eek, eek, eek’ when you eat them?Mice...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.