If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time?
What’s a transvestite’s idea of a good time? Eat, drink, and be Mary!
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
How did you know?
A guy goes into a supermarket and buys: * one tin of beans *...
Out the window!
There was an American on a buisness trip in England. He got on a...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
Blond and Brunette
A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, suddenly a good lookinghandsome man...
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane…
There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.At the top...