The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Doctor, should I file my nails?
|Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails?Doctor: No! Throw them away like everybody else.
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
When I get out…..
A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
A dirty kid!
|What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat?A dirty...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T