Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Bragging about Japan
|There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing. On the last...
Clintons Wish!
Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp....
ride it to hospital!
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What is grosser than gross?
Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
Texan’s guide to life
|Never squat with yer spurs on. There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman;...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...