Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Cheap widow
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Feel Better
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch...
Not So Dumb
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde...
Did you hear about the blond?
|Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing…
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter “R,” and all the...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...