You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Bengals
Do you know why the Cincinnati Bengals were the last NFL team to get...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Dance
How do you make a Kleenex dance? But a little boogie in it.
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna
Fly the Friendly Skies in your Cessna And who says our controllers don’t have...
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!