What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big breasts…
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with big...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show…
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...