Quack, Quack
There was this city doctor who started a practice in the countryside. He once...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
The Cruise!
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...