Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
DUMB Questions Part 5!
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?Why do...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Wood
Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Stupid Insults 7/31
Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar...
Find out about the cat
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Definition of politics
Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many…. Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures