Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
Very stupid robbers
|Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens. Jump!”The...
Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
A Blonde Kidnapper
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...