Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Learning
A man met a beautiful lady and he decided he wanted to marry her...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...
American Beer
This guy goes to a doctor and says he has a problem with sex....
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic…
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon’s office. “You know, Doc,” he...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...