King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Crazy Nun
One day a little old nun was going 35 miles an hour down the...
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Ru-Ru
Two guys get stuck on a desert island.They are soon caught by the nativesand...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...