Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Man slamming list of lists!
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women...
Native American trades
|An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker....
What is It?
What is It? Bush has a short one. Gorbachev has a long one. Maddona...
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!
Tips for Moving South…Yee-Haw!1. Save all manner of bacon grease. You will be instructed...
Crazy English!
Let’s face it – English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned...
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
Unreasonable bill
|A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to...
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...