The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins…
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. Shelooks surprised...
The Trainee…
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.On his very first day...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:
Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | ||...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
You might be a redneck if… shirts
You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.