Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
I marked the spot
|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
Robber met animals
|Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...