Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
The devil’s wife!
A preacher was giving a sermon to a full church when all of a...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...