What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
Q: How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat? A: If you sit...
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
A Present for Little Johnny!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was getting tired of it....
What’s up Doc?
Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close,...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Good sales strategy
Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Heaven playing sports
|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed...