We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Get away with murder
|Two prisoners are talking about their crimes:George: “I robbed a bank, and they gave...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!