Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
A degree at Life University
A new two year degree is being offered at LIFE UNIVERSITY that many of...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...