I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Lily!
|What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?Lily!
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency…
It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together...
Redneck Working on Computer
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer 10. The...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...