Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Ten Standing Ear To Ear
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
You’re a Statue
A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The...
Newfoundland and Nova Scotia
Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...