Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall…
An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Amish and the Fuzz!
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when...
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Let me through!
A car was involved in an accident in a street. As expected, a large...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...