Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Knock Knock Jokes 16
Knock Knock Who’s there? Almond! Almond who? Almond the side of the law! Knock...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas,...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Green Circles
A woman goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a bit of...
The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...