Stock market report
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Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Biblical constipation
Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn’t Abel.2)...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Long and Hard
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?A: Grade4.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
A bus filled with politicians was driving through the…
A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...