A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
How do you confuse a blond?
How do you confuse a blond?You don’t, they’re born that way.
What do you call a gay Indian?
What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Classified Ad Bloopers
As the following classified classics will demonstrate, there are often more laughs on the...
What is intelligence?
|Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!