Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Be politically correct
|How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
In the forest
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman there to...
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...