The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs…
Some men go on a hunting trip and separate into pairs. That evening one...
FROG
What did one Lesbian frog say to the other Lesbian frog?You know what…we DO...
Her Operation!
“A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her...
Just plain dumb
A blonde and a redhead were sitting together having drinks, when the blonde noticed...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
ghost shit
It was late one night and three guys just got done partying. So they...