Threaten with a knife
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Amazing talking cow
|A man’s car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!