And God Created Woman
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
You might be a redneck if… highschool
Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.
What Were You Thinking?
A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, “What were you...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...