Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Finding a Chinese Jew
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Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and...
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Maggot Thatcher!
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A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
The Poo List!
The Ghost Poo: The kind where you feel poo come out, see poo on...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...