Twelve Days of Xmas (Classic)
December 14thDearest John:I went to the door today and the postman delivered a partridge...
Man On Bridge
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
When white man found this land, Indians were running it…
When white man found this land, Indians were running it.There were:- No Taxes- No...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Another Dumb Viagra Joke
What happens when you give Viagra to a Lawyer? He gets taller!