Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Settling a cow case
|A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...