Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Pull Lever – End World!
A road crew is making a giant freeway, when they come across a sign...
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch…
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys back on the ranch about his first...
Smarts?
What do you call a blonde that dies her hair Brown? Artificialintelligence!
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...