The ugly kid!
There was a middle-aged couple who had two stunningly beautiful blonde teenage daughters. The...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Riddle: IQ and Football
What has eight arms and an I.Q. of 60?Four guys watching a football game.
Polak’s Wife
A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polak and says, “I was looking in...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
For Atlanta Falcon Fans!
A new arrival in Hell was brought before the devil. The devil told his...