Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
No Batteries?
Little four-year-old Julie was looking at her new baby brother for the first time....
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
ATM procedures
Chase is very pleased to announce that we are installing newDrive-thru ATMs where customers...
A lawyer named Strange died…
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
OLD NEVER DIES 10
|OLD MAGICIANS never die, they just they just change colorOLD MAGICIANS never die, they...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Hotel’s loud snorers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...