Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
Eight Times A Virgin
A Marketing Manager got married to a woman who had previously been married eight...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
Doctor Sex
This chick walks into a doctor’s office and the nurse tells her to take...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...