Dad, can you write in the dark?
SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Bad Japanese economy
|According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If...
The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb…
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and inthe center...
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was…
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly,...
The skier’s dictionary
|Alp: One of a number of ski mountains in Europe. Also a shouted request...