Efficiency Expert
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. “You don’t want...
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Top ten things women would do …
TOP TEN things women would do if they woke up and had a penis...
Honey, I have a headache…
A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
HillBilly Memories
There was a reporter from the city stuck in a small mountainous town in...