You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
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Educational priority
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Dominated Spouses
Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
I used my head
Three guys made a competition to see who would make a girl scream louder...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Murphy’s Laws Of Parenting
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