What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
An elderly couple walk into a doctor office…
An elderly couple walk into a doctor’s office. The man tells the doctor, “Doctor,...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Confucius Say
Confucius Say…Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.He who lives in glass house,...
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...