Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
A tough dilemma
Boss, to four of his employees: “I’m really sorry,but I’m going to have to...
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
Bank customer service
|”I’m not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi…
A Lutheran pastor, a Catholic priest and a Rabbi were fishing from a boatnot...
Yo mama\’s so poor
Yo mama’s so poor she wears her McDonald’s uniform to churchYo mama’s so poor,...
Nice Car!
A guy driving a Yugo pulls up at a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce....
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...