What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
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The Colonel’s Order
A COLONEL ISSUED THE FOLLOWING DIRECTIVE TO HIS EXECUTIVE OFFICERS: “Tomorrow evening at approximately...
A really cold morning
Two men are meeting on the street.”It was very cold this morning.”"How cold was...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Filing System
Two secretaries were talking about their work. “I hate filing,” said one. “No matter...
True story from the WordPerfect helpline!
This is a true story from the WordPerfect helpline. Needless, to say the helpdesk...
Seventeenth Chapter
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week....