The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
This is my first golf lesson
|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.”Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?”...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Some fun rules
Some fun rules1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...