So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
Heaven And Hell
In Heaven: The cooks are French, The policemen are English, The mechanics are German,...
Creation
Why did God give deers eyes? I have no eye-deer!
Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...