Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
Cement
Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck...
Bill Gates Dies in a Car accident.
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself being sized up by...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology
Politically Correct Feminine Terminology from aperreat@saunix.sau.edu: Have you ever wanted to talk about a...