Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Why did the nurse go to art school?
Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...