In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
The Lady with no legs or arms.
A guy was walking along the beach admiring the beautiful sunset when he noticed...
WHAT IS THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Age WHAT’S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED? 17 17 25 25 35 35...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Mr.Richman has 3daughters…
Mr.Richman has 3daughters. Their names are nobody, somebody and crazy.One day nobody and somebody...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.